The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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