I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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