when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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