I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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