God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
wow bdsm is so cute
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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