we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Randomize
