so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
