JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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