It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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