forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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