I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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