okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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