I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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