I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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