Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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