Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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