So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
