Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
