i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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