Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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