You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.