it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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