susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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