SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
i've created a new STD.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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