You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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