How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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