Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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