does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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