i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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