4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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