She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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