Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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