dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
there was a trapeze. enough said
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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