I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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