ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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