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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
BRING THE BAGELS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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