You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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