She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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