They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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