The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she looked like the before picture.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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