That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Boobs speak an international language.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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