I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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