In the future we'll all be gay
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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