i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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