there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Randomize