i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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