Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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