Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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