He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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