ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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