Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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