love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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