in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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