Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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