I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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